Good evening. Tonight on ‘Is There’ we examine the question, ‘Is there a life after death?’. And here to discuss it are three dead people… The late Sir Brian Hardacre, former curator of the Imperial War Museum … (superimposed captions identify them) the late Professor Thynne, until recently an academic, critic, and broadcaster … and putting the view of the Church of England, the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. Gentlemen, is there a life after death or not? Sir Brian? (silence) Professor? … Prebendary?.. Well there we have it, three say no. On ‘Is There’ next week we’ll be discussing the question ‘Is there enough of it about?’, and until then, goodnight.
I know where you’ve been you military fairy.
It’s…
No, the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson’s Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari…
Oh, yes, definitely - “splunge” for me, too.
Dinsdale was a gentleman, and what’s more, he knew how to treat a female impersonator.
Does it come with wafers?
Rat cake, Rat sorbet, Rat pudding, or strawberry tart.
Albatross! Albatross!
Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening?
The plumage don’t enter into it.
It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
For Mrs. Emma Hamilton of Nelson, a Scotsman on a horse.
Look, would you mind going away? I’m trying to examine this man. It’s - er - it’s all right - I am a doctor. Actually, I’m a gynaecologist, but this is my lunch hour.
I think it’s disgusting… you a Member of Parliament.
It’s never a willow.
No. 1: The larch. The larch.
I waggled me wig!
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?