No, no. I’d like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine…
But it’s my only line!
Exciting? No, it’s not. It’s dull. Dull. Dull. My God, it’s dull, it’s so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL.
It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
You are the sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?
But first… a bit of fun.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
If I may begin at the beginning. First, there is the Cherry Fondue. Now this is extremely nasty… but we can’t prosecute you for that.
Get on with it!
Order, eh? Who does he think he is?
Look they’ve started the credits.
I think she’s dead.
'E aint got shit all over 'im.
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given by Svenge – her brother-in-law–an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”.
Now I’ve got to get him to the fish tank and sing.
I’m 37, I’m not old.
It’s only a wafer thin mint.
Course you don’t get bloody wafers with it.
There is an epic quality about the sea which has, throughout history, stirred the hearts and minds of Englishmen of all nations. Sir Francis Drake, Captain Webb, Nelson of Trafalgar and Scott of the Antarctic - all rose to the challenge of the mighty ocean. And today another Englishman may add his name to the golden roll of history: Mr. Ron Obvious of Neaps End. For today, Ron Obvious hopes to be the first man to jump the Channel.