It’s bleeding demised!
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
I can’t buy that book, it’s torn.
Bicycle Repairman!
'Tis but a scratch!
A scratch? Your arm’s off!
No it isn’t.
Then what’s that?
Oh come on, pansy!
Not at all. It’s not even a proper nose.
Start again…
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money!
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash!
Some people say it’s folly, but I’d rather have the lolly,
With money you can make a splash!
Say no more.
Let us not be down-hearted. One total catastrophe like this is just the beginning! Their glorious deaths shall unite us all in a–
Albatross! Albatross!
And now for the first time ever on record we proudly present the 1972 Eclipse of the sun!
I’ll bet you they won’t play this song on the radio…
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
Does it come with wafers?
Professor, there are some cricketers in the laboratory.
That was never five minutes.
Watch it - still a few crosses left!
1… 2… 5…
3, sire.
All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end.