Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next!
Maureen is right. They’re clearly not a superior species. Look at the way they copulate.
Have the new paper clips arrived, Enid?
The name’s Shabby, Ken Shabby.
Say no more!
And now, the oral sex!
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
All I know is that these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don’t act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen!
So the world was saved! And Angus Podgorny became the first Scotsman to win Wimbledon… fifteen years later.
You’re in luck, here’s the Lord Mayor.
Oh, oh! Here comes that wacky Queen again!
I’m Brian, and so’s my wife!
Is she a goer, then?
I took the liberty of examining this parrot, and discovered that the only reason he remained on his perch was that he’d been nailed there.
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
'Ello 'ello 'ello - what’s all this, then?
We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally more irritating.
I think all right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not! And I’m sick and tired of being told that I am.
Oh, intercourse the penguin!