I think it’s runnier than you like it, sir.
It’s only a wafer thin mint.
Hello, children, hello. Here is this morning’s story. Are you ready? Then we’ll begin. (opens book; reads). 'One day Ricky the magic pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders, pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her…; (reads silently, turns over page quickly, smiles). ‘Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies…’ (reads on silently; a stick enters vision and pokes him; he starts and turns over page). 'Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and … discipline?.. naked? … (without looking up, reads a bit; then, incredulously to himself) With a melon…!?
Say no more!
The plumage don’t enter into it.
Today, you will learn how to defend yourself from an assailant who is armed with, a banana!
Not again!
You can edit that out, can’t you?
I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay!
Brian: Please, please, please listen! I’ve got one or two things to say.
The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this.’ Well, you’re dead now, so shut up.
That’s just what Jesus said!
There is little, if no, objectionable material, apart from four c****, one c*******, and a f*******, and as they’re only in this introduction, you’re passed them now.
And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid [cut to patch of liquid on seat of chair], which could be creosote or some extract used in industrial varnishing.
A moose once bit my sister…
I see. I see, I get the picture.
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end. of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an. Oslo. dentist and star of many Norwegian movies
(You misspelled møøse).
Alsø alsø wik
Spam!
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