Shhh!
Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Gentlemen, pray silence for the President of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things.
You’re fucking nicked, me old beauty!
It’s a fair cop, but society’s to blame.
How much do you hate the Romans?
Attila the Hun to see you, sir.
A lot.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
We’ll have none of your imperialist tidbits!
From now on, you shall be called ‘Brian that is called Brian’.
Can I play at the wedding?
Bloody 'ell!
Where’s he gonna get a dragon from?
Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
I provide my own.
Say no more!
The King is ready to see you now.
Uh-oh! Here comes that wacky Queen again!