In which year did Coventry City last win the FA Cup?
Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step.
“Sing Little Birdie.”
It’s …
“Great Balls of Fire.”
Good. Now I’m arrestin’ this entire show on three counts: one, acts of self-conscious behaviour contrary to the ‘Not in front of the children’ Act, two, always saying ‘It’s so and so of the Yard’ every time the fuzz arrives and, three, and this is the cruncher, offenses against the ‘Getting out of sketches without using a proper punchline’ Act, four, namely, simply ending every bleedin’ sketch by just having a policeman come in and… wait a minute.
Which English football team is nicknamed “The Hammers”?
Welcome back. And now it’s time for part eight of our series about the life and work of Ursula Hifier, the Surrey housewife who revolutionized British beekeeping in the nineteen-thirties.
Well, I’m not surprised you didn’t get that. It was in fact a trick question; Coventry City have never won the FA Cup.
(Until May 1987, that is)
Caption:
‘EPISODE 12B’
‘HOW TO RECOGNISE DIFFERENT TREES FROM QUITE A LONG WAY AWAY’
The development of the industrial bourgeoisie.
Hello again, now here’s a little sketch by two boys from London town. They’ve been writing for three years and they’ve called this little number - here it is, it’s called - Restaurant sketch.
But I don’t like Spam!
But our sales would plummet!
You’re no fun any more!
Good Lord! The Crimson Permanent Assurance!
Splunge!
I would not appear in a frontal nude scene unless it was valid.
Well, no one leaves this show empty-handed, so we’re going to cut off his hands.
Er… I think I’d better come clean with you about this… it’s… um it’s not a virus, I’m afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very very small. So small it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg. What we’re looking for here is I think, and this is no more than an educated guess, I’d like to make that clear, is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long and of the genus felis horribilis. What we doctors, in fact, call a tiger.