… international flavor’s missing…make the Archbishop Greek Orthodox… why not ArchBishop Makarios? No no, he’s dead. Never mind, we’ll get his brother, it’ll be cheaper. So, there’s Archbishop Makarios’s brother …
No, I’ve only got one. I’ve had one for some time, but a few years ago I said I was thinking of getting another, and since then some people have called me ‘Two Sheds’.
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!
Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!
Bloody peasant.
Right. Now write it a hundred times before sunup, or I’ll cut your balls off.
You lucky bastard.
Hey, I didn’t eat the mousse!
Englishmen, you’re all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.
I’m taking this lot in in the name of Her Gracious Majesty Queen Elizabeth.
Heh. Nortius Maximus his name was. Hmm. Promised me the known world he did. I was to be taken to Rome, House by the Forum. Slaves. Asses’ milk. As much gold as I could eat. Then, he, having his way with me had… voom! Like a rat out of an aqueduct.
The battle raged long and hard, but as night fell Sidney overcame the Spaniards. 6,000 copies of Tits and Bums and 4,000 copies of Shower Sheila were seized that day.
And you try and tell the young people of today that … they won’t believe you.
Albatross!
Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty – and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon.
Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening?
Pretty strong meat there from Longueur who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the Webb’s Wonder lettuce, must destroy us all. That was for O. Simon, K. Simon, P. Simon and R. Sparrow of Leicester. Later on, we’re going to take a look at John Wayne’s latest movie, ‘Buckets of Blood Pouring Out of People’s Heads’ but now we look ahead.
Stop sniffing!
'Tis a… er… 'tis a story of a man’s great love for his… fellow men.
If only Bicycle Repair Man were here!