Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Go away you silly little bleeder. I am having another man.

And Miles Yellowbird, up high in banana tree, the golfer and inventor of Catholicism.

As I lay down to the sound of the Russian gentlemen practising their shooting, I realised I was in a bit of a pickle. My heart sank as I realised I should never see the Okehampton by-pass again.

Ugh. Me heap dizzy.

I’d like a bit of pram please…

This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not?

Look, if we built this large wooden badger …

They’ve bled us white, the bastards. They’ve taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers’ fathers.

Eee I was all hungry like!

<pant pant pant>

<pant pant pant>

It’s…

And from our father’s fathers father’s fathers!

Shhh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride… to Camelot!

That’s a very personal question!

Shall we stop it?

It’s only a model.

Shhh..

Now, old lady – you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly – two last chances. And you shall be free – three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

He has, however, chosen a very obvious hiding place.

… come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say “Jehovah.”