No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
It’s…
I’ll start over…
Anything goes in.
Anything goes out!
Fish, bananas, old pajamas,
Mutton! Beef! and Trout!
Anything goes in…
The sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm at forty thousand miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way
Shhh!
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquistion!
Good Lord, the bar’s open! Oh no it isn’t, I was looking at the little hand that goes round very fast …
Oh, don’t say ‘tin’ to Rebecca, you know how it upsets her.
Ni! Ni!
O knights… who until recently said “Ni”….
Yes, it’s either that, or ‘Oh that this too too solid flesh would melt …’
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Shut up!
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Will you shut that bloody dancing up?!?
But I don’t want ANY Spam!
But our sales would plummet!
Mind you I didn’t join the police force just to wear the helmets you know. That just happens to be one of the little perks. There are plenty of jobs where I could have worn a helmet, but not such a nice helmet. This helmet, I think, beats even some of the more elaborate helmets worn by the Tsar’s private army, the so-called Axi red warriors. You know about them?