Dear Sir, I wish to protest in the strongest possible terms. Yours sincerely, Brigadier N. F. Marwood-Git (retired) .
Ooh I don’t like this, Ooh I don’t like that. Oh I don’t think much to all this. Oh fancy using that wallpaper. Fancy using mustard. Oo is that a proper one? Oo it’s not real. Oh I don’t think it’s a proper restaurant unless they give you finger bowls. Oo I don’t like him. I’m going to have a baby in a few years.
SQUAD! Camp it… UP!
Second floor … stationery, leather goods, tribal head injuries, cricket bats, film stars, dolphinariums.
What is your name, Jew?
Biggus Dickus
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, but I don’t like being called ‘Eddie Baby’.
I’ve only one shed. I’ve had one for some time, but a few years ago I said I was thinking of getting another one, and since then some people have called me ‘Two Sheds’.
Bwian, eh?
What? 'Ere, get that away! I’m not taking me trousers off on television. Who do you think I am?
No, Brian.
Uh oh, here comes that wacky queen again.
I’m not by nature a suspicious person - far from it - though in fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no… yes.
Well, I was about seventeen and some mates and me went to a party, and, er… we had quite a lot to drink and then some of the fellows there… started handing… cheese around… and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit… and well that was that.
I’ve been pushed around long enough. This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewtey - this is it Arthur Pewtey. At last you’re a man!
What a senseless waste of human life.
Yes, and I’ve a few questions I’d like to ask Cardinal so-called Richelieu.
: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I’m not afraid.
Up and down like the Assyrian Empire.