I’ll smack your little botty!
Number five. The naughty bits.
Yes, it is!
The Larch.
Well, you’ve had the operation, you strange person.
I might be arguing in my spare time.
And now for something completely the same…
There have been many stirring tales told of the sea and also some fairly uninteresting ones only marginally connected with it, like this one. Sorry, this isn’t a very good announcement. Sorry.
Yes, it is!
Yes, it is!
Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble.
…on to our first piece of film. It’s about mountaineering and remember you have to… Spot the Loony!
The Adventures of Biggles. Part One - Biggles dictates a letter.
Well, what’s on the telly-vision then?
Eee, I were all hungry, like.
Ring the police. Yes, that’s a good idea. Get them over here fast … no, on second thoughts, get them over here slowly, so they don’t drop anything.
You can tell me - I’m a vet, you know.
Je vois que vous avez un chou.
Hmm, moping, I must remember that.
It needn’t be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you’ve ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion.