Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

And pray, what makes you say that?

[one more time…]

Uh-oh, here comes that wacky Queen again!

I’ve told you once.

Well, it’s so clean.

And always look on the bright side of death

But I was just getting interested!

You are hereby charged that you did wilfully take part in a strange sketch, that is, a skit, spoof or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature with intent to cause grievous mental confusion to the Great British Public.

It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.

Well I don’t want to show my hand too early, but actually here at Slater Nazi we are quite keen to get into orphans, you know, developing market and all that.

wink, wink

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Here we see an ant. This ant is engaged in a life or death struggle with the wolf. You can see the ant creeping up on the wolf on all sixes.

Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror, and later on we’ll be meeting a man who does gardening.

Poor Terence. Another victim of this silly film.

What’s the Welshman doing under the bed? He’s having a leak! Oh they’re all in here tonight.

Nudge, nudge.

Vera! I distinctly heard a Mexican rhythm combo.

Say no more.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you and now for the fish - the fish down the trousers.