Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Bloody repeats.

It is the rabbit.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, on the mouse organ, ‘The Bells of St Mary’s’. Thank you.

It is the rabbit!

You don’t believe I’m a policeman, do you?

It’s not much of a cheese shop, is it?

No, I’m just pulling your leg; it’s crucifixion really.

Finest in the district!

Lucky we didn’t say anything about the dirty knife…

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A perfectly ordinary morning in a perfectly ordinary English suburb. Life goes on as it has done for years.

Compere: Well, Mr Walters, what’s it like being invisible?

Walters: Well, for a start, at the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without…

He ran away!

Oh, you’re no fun anymore.

And go and change your armor.

Gunga gunga, where’s our fish?

Look, they’ve started the credits.

Mr. Apricot!

It’s a joke name, sir.

That’s not fish.