Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Shut up!

You snore!

Where’s our fish. We’ve finished our fish.

The salmon mousse.

…bit my sister.

Flu, eh? They should eat more fresh fruit. Ha. Right!

Fishy fishy iyoooiyooo.

Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!

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Fishy fishy igooo.

And welcome to ‘Spot the Looney’, where once again we invite you to come with us all over the world to meet all kinds of people in all kinds of places, and ask you to . … Spot the Looney!

Uh-oh, here comes that wacky queen again!

I bet she does, I bet she does!

And then, the oral sex.

Well, it’s five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. On BBC 2 now it’ll shortly be six and a half minutes past nine. Later on this evening it’ll be ten o’clock and at 10.30 we’ll be joining BBC 2 in time for 10.33, and don’t forget tomorrow when it’ll be 9.20. Those of you who missed 8.45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine. Now here is a time check. It’s six and a half minutes to the big green thing.

I’m not dead yet.

The arsehole rejected him.

You can call me Linda, if you like.

Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty!

Some fat bastard at the door!

And there’s Frank Sinatra leaving the ring. Behind him is George Raft, another great boxing fan, Martin Bormann, acknowledging the applause, and with him of course is Gus Himmler, who did an awful lot for the sport in his country in the early 1940s. And here comes the Champ now and he seems in good shape to meet the Killer once again. Before an audience, some of them will have paid $920,000 million for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up. And there’s the bell.