Are all your pets called Eric?
There’s nothing so odd about that: Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie, all called Abdul!
No he didn’t.
Oh, I’m sorry. This is Abuse!
No Mungo… never kill a customer.
Oh, “mollusks” … I thought you said bacon.
You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! Look what you’ve done to him! He’s worked his fingers to the bone to make this place the way it is…and you come in here with your petty-minded quibbling, and you grind him into the dirt! This fine honourable man! Whose boots you are not worthy to kiss. Oh! It makes me MAD! MAD!
in 1970, the british empire lay in ruins, foreign nationals frequented the streets - many of them hungarians (not the streets - the foreign nationals). Anyway, many of these hungarians went into tobacconist’s shops to buy cigarettes
“The Ronettes Sing Medieval Agrarian History” please.
My nipples explode with delight!
Good, good. You’re very kind.A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A lot of people take offense even when I talk to them.Let alone when I specifically tell them about my being disturbing.
Sorry squire… I’ve scratched the record
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Mr Neutron! The man whose incredible power has made him the most feared man of all time… waits for his moment to destroy this little world utterly!
They should eat more fresh fruit. Ha. Right. Now, self-defense. Tonight I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
Mrs. Entrail: Then there’s Stanley … he’s our eldest … he’s a biochemist in Sutton. He’s married to Shirley…
Mr. Neutron: (in a strange disembodied voice, grammatically correct but poor in intonation) Shirley who used to be the hairdresser?
Well it’s not a question of wanting to be a mouse… it just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize… that’s what you want to be.
They’re a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They’ve got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She’s a disaster … a really horrible-looking person, she is. I thought that one would stay on the shelf, but along comes this stupid dentist git. He’s a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im.
Hello again, and welcome to the show. Tonight we continue to look at some famous deaths. Tonight we start with the wonderful death of Genghis Khan, conqueror of India. Take it away Genghis.
It’s like a bloody graveyard. I hate it.
No, listen! Cutlery is really my thing now. Girls with round breasts is over for me.