Mind your own business.
Good. Take her into the fetus-frightening room.
And if you’re playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg, OK?
Well, you’ve… slept… with a lady.
Yes…?
What’s it like?
I can burrow through an elephant.
Non conosgeve parliamente, signor devo me parlo sono Italiano di Napoli quando il habitare de Milano?
Oh, so you’re Italian, are you?
Well Picasso will be starting, David, at Chichester here, he’ll then cycle on the A29 to Fontwell, he’ll then take the A272 which will bring him on to the A3 just north of Hindhead here. From then on Pablo has a straight run on the A3 until he meets the South Circular at Battersea here. Well, this is a truly remarkable occasion as it is the first time that a modern artist of such stature has taken the A272, and it’ll be very interesting to see how he copes with the heavy traffic round Wisborough Green.
Yes, tonight Probe Around takes a look at crime. Is it true that the police are using dachshunds to combat the crime wave? And can the head of the Vice Squad turn himself into an albatross whenever he wants to? Just what are the police up to?
Tennis, eh?** I **used to play … cricket.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and I would like to sing you a little song…
Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death.
But I don’t want to think I’ve not lost a son, so much as… gained a daughter!
And I want his only daughter to look upon me… as her own dad – in a very real, and legally binding sense.
I think I’ll just go for a walk.
Ah well, a dromedary has one hump and a camel has a refreshment car, buffet, and ticket collector.
Go and praise someone else’s brat! Go on!
Si.
Dear real Princess Margaret…
Burma!