What’d you say that for?
I panicked.
If anyone ever attacks you with a raspberry, just pull the lever and the 16-ton weight will fall on top of him.
Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse.
However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover…
I promise not to kill you!
Er, well, Mr Anchovy … I’m afraid what you’ve got hold of there is an anteater.
What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?
For every two cartons of single cream we get the M4 Motorway.
I got better.
Lark’s vomit?
Of course the big question that everyone’s asking here is, what about those split-crotch panties?
What, behind the rabbit?
Maybe he was dictating.
You’re right. We could sit around here all day talking, passing resolutions, making clever speeches. It’s not going to shift one Roman soldier!
Me heap big fan Cicely Courtneidge.
Follow the gourd!
Yes, she’s very good.
Good evening and welcome to another edition of ‘It’s the Arts’. And we kick off this evening with the cinema.