Oh, yes, “splunge” for me too, definitely.
It’s only got three rats in it! Rather a lot, really …
Reginald Maudling?
You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Yes, silly little point but it does seem to matter. Still - less said the better. Uh…Ted…when you first started in…you don’t mind if I call you Ted?
You’re a very silly man and I’m not going to interview you.
The castle of… AAARRRRGGGHHHH!
It’s a bazooka!!!
I banged me gavel. I did me ‘silence in court’ bit. Ooh! If looks could kill that prosecuting counsel would be in for thirty years.
It’s not much a cheese shop, is it?
“Blond prostitute will indulge in any sexual activity for four quid a week” - what does that mean?
Do you want to come upstairs?
Splendid, splendid. Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don’t want you playing around with any of this ‘Thomas’ nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. Eddie-baby, when you first started in the…
I wish to plead incompetence
Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it’s up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.
Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Don’t call me Eddie-baby!!
I’m sorry?
Number twenty-six. Magaret Thatcher’s brain.
Now, uh, item four: attainment of world supremacy within the next five years.