Wink wink nudge nudge say no more!
I’m afraid we’re fresh out of Red Leicester.
Everyone in the movie: GET ON WITH IT!
Would you like to come upstairs?
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (sound effect of horse whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (blows whistle) Northgot Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat (laughs) (squeaker) Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots, stops singing) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith (Very Silly Party)… two.
It’s Tess of the d’Urbervilles all over again.
What flavor is she?
I want to buy some cheese!
But… I didn’t have the salmon mousse!
Senseless waste of human life.
Now let’s have a look at the sales chart. When you took over this account, Frog,Conquistador was a brand leader. Here ypu introduced your first campaign, “Conquistador coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit.” Here you mad your special introductory offer of a free dead dog with every jar, and this followedyour second campaign “The tinglin fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange dropsy, the clap, hard pad, and athlete’s head. From the House of Conquistador.”
Frog: It was a soft-sell, sir.
Look at the BONES!
It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association.
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt… of elderberries!
Greengrocers are senior to insurance salesmen.
SQUAD! Camp it… UP!
Is there something you’d rather be doing than marching up and down the square?
Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, panties–I’m sorry!–Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach.
I’m Brian, and so is my wife.
I think he’s got beautiful legs!