Kiss me, Hardy!
Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
The Greeks? Why should the Greeks be blessed?!?
Oh, Mrs. Belpit - your legs are so swollen!
All brontosauruses are thin at one end; much, much thicker in the middle; and then thin again at the far end.
That’s your theory?
That is the theory that I have, and which is mine, and what it is too.
Good evening, and welcome to the Arthur Ludlow Memorial Baths, Newport, for this year’s finals of the All-England Summarize Proust Competition. As you may remember, each contestant has to give a brief summary of Proust’s ‘A La Recherche du Temps Perdu’, once in a swimsuit and once in evening dress.
I’d like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. First in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.
Those are the rules, that’s the game, we’re all out of time, 'til next time, bye bye!
What a waste of human life!
So Mrs Teal…if you send us £15 by return post, please, and your husband Trevor, and your lovely children, Diane, Janice and Juliet need never know the name of your lover in Bolton.
Senseless.
The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month.
The British Navy is not a haven for cannibalism! We have had this problem under study for many years now, and are pleased to announce that it is relatively under control.
Mr. and Mrs. Ludwig van Beethoven
(1770-1827)
Accept no substitutes
S. Frog.
Oh, I thought you meant me - Mr. Wensleydale.
This is a cheese shop.
Ooooh…that wasn’t a minute!
Yes, it was.