I’m a very good shot. I practice every day, well, not absolutely every day, but most days in the week. I expect I must practice four or five times a week, at least four or five, only some weekends… like last weekend, there really wasn’t the time, so that moved the average down a bit. I should say it’s definitely a solid four days’ practice every week… at least. I mean, I reckon I could hit that tree over there… the one just behind that hillock, not the big hillock, the little hillock on the left…
It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
Welcome to the ‘Phone-In’. Today we have on our panel our resident Psychiatrist, a Psychiatrist who isn’t resident but is staying with the other one because he can’t bear to go home, and a Psychiatrist who has lived with the first one but who when the second one arrived felt alienated and since has undergone a total personality change. Our subject tonight is Farming and our first caller is from Redding.
Oh my God, it’s a wasp!
That was never five minutes.
And then the oral sex!
Well, I suppose I could stay a bit longer.
At nine o’clock tomorrow morning, armed only with your sword, you must go to the highest tower in the castle, and jump out of the window.
Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
They’re the ones, I’m sure of it!
What else floats on water?
A duck also floats!
Nitpick: It’s simply, “A duck!”, isn’t it?
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
What do you mean, an African or European swallow?
Shall I “thwow” him to the floor, sir?
Stwike him, Centuwion. Knock him wuffly to the gwound!
Burma!
… I’ll come in again.
It was smelly, and obscene and disgusting and I hate it, I hate it ,… nasty, grubby, dirty, mingy, scrubby little fork
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