Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Look, we are not Tudor persons. We are the police.

Ooooooh! I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition!

It’s tattooed on the back of 'is neck.

See what’s on the other side!

Now, old woman, you are accused of heresy on three counts: heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action – four counts. Do you confess?

I don’t understand what I’m accused of!

This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.

You see, I thought your son was a lady.

Maddox!

Is your name not Bruce, then?

Ooooh, that’ll be confusing!

I know what literature is, you Dago dustbin.

But first, a Farm Club special: The Life of Tchaikovsky!

The one I was really after was Arthur Hotchkiss’s Devonshire Country Churches.

Shut up! This is a hold-up, not a botany lesson. Right! Now my fine friends, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you’ve got.

£WAG

(And in the original: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mc1-qCdBu7s/T5oetTemmvI/AAAAAAAAkb8/_PkBWrNHGkQ/s1600/DM+swag.PNG)

Oh, Dennis, there you go, on about class again!

Maddox!

Hello, ma’am. I’m a burglar.