Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

The Comfy Chair?!?

Ahhhhh, do your worst!

Spam, Spam, SPAM, spam…

Cabbage crates coming in over the briney!

Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.

Twit

Snot-nosed Lying Little Git.

Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!!

Cor, wot a luvley bit o’stuff!

Well, what are you doing creeping under a couch at two o’clock in the morning? That doesn’t sound very wise to me.

You’re in great peril!

I don’t think I am.

Oh Lord, we beseech thee, tell us who croaked Leicester.

Of course I can talk, Mother. I’m the Minister of Overseas Development.

Ooooooh, he’s such a clever little boy!

Rat cake, Rat sorbet, Rat pudding, or strawberry tart.

None shall pass.

Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!

It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here, your Majesty.

I can burrow through an elephant.