What makes you think she’s a witch?
She’s got a wart.
What a stroke of luck! Now perhaps cycling will become less precarious.
I’m sorry. I’m afraid I’ve caught poetry.
Does she, govenor, well does she, say no more, wink wink
Would you like me to show you the door?
Well that’s extremely thoughtful of you, but I saw it on the way in.
Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh? …Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passerby.
All right, I’ll have a quick look at yer Thomas Hardy.
Sept 2nd. Did not fall off outside Iddesleigh.
I’ve heard of unisex but I’ve never had it.
It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
Fell off in Tavistock.
You’re lucky-you’re not next to him.
You’ve destroyed the atmosphere now.
Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
Otherwise the contents of the sandwich box were relatively unharmed, though I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cupcakes.
Englishmen, you’re all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.
I wish to make a complaint.
This is a vegetarian restaurant — we serve no meat of any kind. We’re not only proud of that, we’re smug about it.
Now THIS! Now THIS! It’s the end of the road!!!