We’ve got a witch!
Does your lovely daughter like Tizer? Eh?
Oh, no, “tit” is tinny!
And now for something completely different.
I’ts possible to irratate people, in most any circumstance
I don’t care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
The sausage roll, the crisps and ginger bisquit were unscathed.
I wouldn’t mind buying her a bottle of Tizer… if it’s available in this area, that is.
Oooooooooohhh…! The cat’s eaten it.
Doooo doooo doo doo doo!
Stop thinking about sex!
Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch?
Bottom.
And, when you are done with her, you may…spank me.
Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive.
Particularly the little serving maid with GREAT BIG KNOCKERS!
Gulliver
No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! An simple pot of salad dressing, treated in our laboratories, has been subjected to the impact of a 4,000 pound steam hammer every day for the last sixteen years, and has it broken?
*Pither *
Er… well…
Gulliver
Yes, of course it has… but there are other ideas - the safety straps for sardines for instance.
Well, that’s where we take a new baby out of a lady’s tummy.
Don’t push that baby in the Savior’s face. You’ve got till later.
Nice one, Centurion - like it, like it!
P-I-T-H-E-R… as in Brotherhood, but with PI instead of the BRO and no HOOD.