Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Who hit yours then, Goliath’s big brother?

The development of the industrial proletariat is conditioned by what other development?

Karl Marx: The development of the industrial bourgeoisie.

One day you’ll realize there’s more to life than culture… There’s dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!

There’s nowt wrong wi’ gala luncheons, lad! I’ve had more gala luncheons than you’ve had hot dinners!

Well suppose some of your tanks was to get broken and troops started getting lost, er, fights started breaking out during general inspection…

We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

Well do you have anything that does not have spam with it ?

Oh, well. There goes the neighbourhood!

Well, that’s cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn’t it?

Well, why don’t you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?

HAPPY 43rd ANNIVERSARY - Monty Python
I’m a lumberjack, and I’m OK

We can think for ourselves!

No, you may not give urine instead of blood.

This morning, shortly after 11:00, comedy struck this little house on Dibley Road. Sudden…violent…comedy.

They began to operate what they called “The Operation.” They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid them the so-called protection money.

bangers, spam, mash, squeak, spam…

And so we registered at the Smolensk Young Men’s Anti-Christian Association.

I didn’t really call you “Eddie Baby”, did I, sweetie?

I think I’d feel more comfortable in a bugged room.

Crucifixion lasts hours. It’s a slow, horrible death.