Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

You’ll be stone cold dead in a moment.

It’s…

Personally, I very much doubt if they’re going to say anything about the meaning of life at all.

Just purse your lips and whistle, thats the thing

Four months later they started another operation which the called ‘The Other Operation’. In this racket they selected another victim and threatened not to beat him up if he didn’t pay them.

Well, one day I was sitting at home threatening the kids, and I looked out of the hole in the wall and sees this tank drive up and one of Dinsdale’s boys gets out and he comes up, all nice and friendly-like, and says Dinsdale wants to have a talk with me. So he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape 'round to Dinsdale’s. And Dinsdale’s there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and a couple of film producers and a man they called “Kierkegaard,” who just sat there biting the heads off whippets, and Dinsdale said, “I hear you’ve been a naughty boy, Clement,” and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out, and I said, “My name’s not Clement,” and then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.

This isn’t an argument! It’s just contradiction!

April 26th. Thrown into Russian cell. Severely damaged my Mars bar. Shall I ever see Bude Bus station again?

Well, that’s where we take a new baby out of a lady’s tummy.

As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless…

Go and praise someone else’s brat, go on!

When the Piranhas left school they were called up, but were found by an Army board to be too unstable even for National Service.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me… I am no longer infected.

Once, one Sunday, when my parents were coming 'round for tea I asked him if he’d mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week, and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.

Alms for an ex-leper!

It’s real Hawaiian food served in an authentic, medieval English dungeon atmosphere.

You’ve got a nice pair there, haven’t you, love?
Shut up, you silly bitch. It’s only a bit of fun.

The galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.

One month later they hit upon ‘The Other Other Operation’. In this the victim was threatened that if he didn’t pay them, they would beat him up. This for the Piranha brothers was the turning point.

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.