Three, sir!
Life’s a piece of shit when you look at it.
And that’s Capricorn is it?
Now, it’s quite simple to deal with a banana fiend. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless!
What if they’ve got a pointed stick?
Leave them laughing when you go.
Shut up!
No madam, I’m a burglar, I burgle people.
I might be arguing in my spare time.
Where are you from, Nose City?
Those are the rules, that’s the game, we’re all out of time, 'til next time, bye bye!
It’s only a model…
What are you thinking, giving a bomb to a baby?
It’s only a model.
See two posts before yours.
Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition!
Well, Mr Walters, what’s it like being invisible?
Well, for a start, at the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without…
I say gove, your wife, does she go, does she go, say now mo’, wink wink
Well, what about those juniper bushes over there?
I would tax Raquel Welch. I have a feeling she’d tax me.
As I lay down to the sound of the Russian gentlemen practising their shooting, I realised I was in a bit of a pickle. My heart sank as I realised I should never see the Okehampton by-pass again…