Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

Yeah! It looks great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me…

And after that, the old ladies are thrown into the fjords!

We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Stand and deliver! Your lupines or your life!

I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little… giggle… when I mention my fwiend… Biggus…Dickus?!

Englishmen, you’re all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.

I wish to make a complaint.

French Ticklers. Black Mambos. Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.

Oh, intercourse the penguin!

He’s pining for the fjords.

He’s not pining, he’s passed on!

How many Romans???

Watch it - there’s still a few crosses left.

What is your quest?

Your mother was a hampsire, and your father smelled of elderberries.

“Hamster,” I think.

‘Splunge’ for me, too, sir. Definitely.

Follow me. Follow me. That’s good, that’s good! A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

[Ironic user handle too… :D]

This is a late parrot!