If there’s any more stock film of women applauding, I’ll clear the court.
Well there’s not very much we can do about that, sir.
Yes, on your screen tomorrow: ‘The Naughtiest Girl in the School’ starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandos. And now it’s documentary time, when we look at the momentous last years of the Second World War, and tonight the invasion of Normandy performed by the girls of Oakdene High School, Upper Fifth Science.
Tota gallia divisa est in tres partes Wigan, Hunslett and Hull Kingston Rovers.
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Now this is the kind of thing that gives the police a bad name, sergeant.
Read all about it! Read all about it! Man turns into Scotsman!
Well look will you please sit down and do your first line.
But it’s my only line!
Mr Notlob, there’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.
I mean the Inniskillin Fusiliers and the Anglian Regiment are all right if you’re interested in the art nouveau William Morris revival bit, but if you really want a regiment of the line that is really saying something about interior decor, then you’ve got to go for the Durham Light Infantry.
Hello, I noticed a slight look of anxiety cross your face for a moment just then, but you needn’t worry - I’m used to it. That’s the trouble of having a surname like Git.
Does it come with wafers?
Miserable, bloody Romans. No sense of humour.
(I told them we’ve already got one!)
Heeheeheeheehee.
Run away! Run away!
Good evening, and welcome to the Arthur Ludlow Memorial Baths, Newport, for this year’s finals of the All-England Summarize Proust Competition.
Well that’s sorted out then. What a mess, isn’t it.
It’s…