I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified.
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, but I don’t like being called ‘Eddie-baby’.
Gimme the 'oop!
Well what’s that got to do with my bloody music?
And Oliver has run himself over! What a great twit!
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.
Ah, hello, you don’t know me, but I’m from the BBC. We were wondering if you’d come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction… You wouldn’t have to do anything - just open the door and that’s it.
The BBC would like to apologize for the next announcement.
Oh good, I like them in good condition, eh? Eh?
Now, old woman – you are accused of heresy on three counts – heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action – four counts. Do you confess?
Because of the unsuitability of the scene, the BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of ‘Gardening Club’ from I958.
Beware the Ides of March
Oh, Heathcliff!
Et tu Brute
Well… I was about seventeen and some mates and me went to a party, and, er… we had quite a lot to drink… and then some of the fellows there … started handing … cheese around … and well just out of curiosity 1 tried a bit … and well that was that.
Miss Bladder, take a letter.
Better keep listening… might be a bit about blessed are the big noses.
Not guilty. Case not proven. Court adjourned.
Now, here’s the start of the movie … I see snow! White snow!
She’s beautiful… she’s rich… she’s got HUUUUGE… Tracts of Land