‘Cos she’s a f*cking princess, that’s why!’
I think it was, “Blessed are the cheesemakers”!
Shut up! Bloody Vikings! You can’t have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me … I don’t want to feel as though I’m getting in the way.
And the first question is for you, Karl Marx. The Hammers - The Hammers is the nickname of what English football team?
Shall I ‘thwow him to the fwoor,’ sir?
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
It was an inspired guess.
Ah, now you’re beginning to talk in a roundabout way.
All right. All right. We’ll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
Yeah. Thank you, Reg. Well, quite frankly, siblings, I think five years is optimistic, unless we can smash the Roman empire within the next twelve months.
Up and down like the Assyrian Empire.
‘EPISODE 12B’
‘HOW TO RECOGNISE DIFFERENT TREES FROM QUITE A LONG WAY AWAY’
‘NO. 1’
‘THE LARCH’
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch.
Just a minute, you’re a fraud.
No, I’m just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it slower.
It’s not even a proper nose. It’s polystyrene.
Ah yes, did you bring the um … the specimen of your um … and so on, and so on?
Right. Now, self-defence. Tonight I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.
We done passionfruit.
Look… Rev… I hate to see a man cry, so shove off out 't office. There’s a good chap.