Start again!
I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Ah, a requisite -t-t-t-t.
I told him we already had one. Heeheeheeheehee.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Run away! Run away!
The sodding hamster’s dead!
Oh, good morning! Have you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a blowjob?
Oh! The cat’s eaten it.
Here, let me try, dear. You go and play the cello.
Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
(I can use the same post twice!)
But now for something completely different - sport.
Can you smell gas or is it me?
Well, would you remember a man six foot nine inches high, fortyish, and he’s got a long scar from here to here and absolutely no nose?
Oh good morning, ummm, do you want to come upstairs?
Say no more!
He’s buggered off!
Cardinal, give the rack… a turn.
You’re lucky, you’re not next to him.