Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say?
My brain hurts!
Are you going to be in there all night?
The ‘Nine O’Clock News’ which was to follow has been cancelled tonight so we can bring you the quarter finals of the All Essex Badminton Championship. Your commentator as usual is Edna O’Brien.
Hello to you live from the Grill-O-Mat Snack Bar, Paignton. And so, without any more ado, let’s have the titles.
You’ve kept this all rather hush-hush so far shipmate.
Good evening. On ‘Ethel the Frog’ tonight we look at violence. The violence of British Gangland.
Well, that’s all from BBC Television for this evening
Fine, sir, he said between clenched teeth knowing full well it was a most unrewarding part.
I’d like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I’ve got a degree.
Hey! You’ve got two legs missing! And that’s a false feeler, Marcus! Blimey!
Well speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.
(puts on antlers) Now, when I’ve got these antlers on - when I’ve got these antlers on I am dictating and when I take them off (takes them off) I am not dictating.
Has Mr Neutron escaped in time? Is the world utterly destroyed? How can Mr Neutron and his child bride survive? Will his mighty powers be of any avail against the holocaust? Stay tuned to this channel.
The BBC would like to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people’s heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion.
Say no more!
I agree. It’s action that counts, not words, and we need action now.
Just a flesh wound.
Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!
My hovercraft is full of eels.