Oh we just dropped in.
Nasty little piece of work, he is. I hate him!
Good evening, welcome to ‘Conjuring Today.’ Last week we learned how to saw a lady in half. This week we’re going to learn how to saw a lady into three bits and dispose of the body.
Hello. The BBC have offered me the sum of 40p to read the credits of this show.
Say no more!
Ooh, I must be in the wrong house.
They’re a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They’ve got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She’s a disaster… a really horrible-looking person, she is. I thought that one would stay on the shelf, but along comes this stupid dentist git. He’s a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im!
Well how about this, sir: ‘Bum Biters’.
Mother, since I got home two days ago, we have discussed in detail: socks, keeping warm, sensible underwear, my hair being too long, the trouble Mrs Gaskill had with her fall, what happened to the greeny-brown pullover, how I got in with the wrong set, and how much you and dad hate me fly.
I’'ll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.
Shirley who used to be the hairdresser?
But now, BBC Television is closing down for the night. Don’t forget to switch off your sets. Goodnight.
Is she a goer, eh?
'Tis one of Shakespeare’s latest works.
He’s a wobber!
But soon this quiet pattern of life was to change irrevocably. The commonplace routine of a typical Monday morning would never be the same again, for into this quiet little community came… Mr. Neutron!
My wife’s name is not Pat at all.
Come on little birdies … come on little birdies … tweet tweet … come and see what mummy’s got for you …
Mr. Neutron! The man whose incredible power has made him the most feared man of all time… waits for his moment to destroy this little world utterly!
He says… he has to go walkies.