Yes, tell me more about your problem.
Say no more!
There is nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.
The next sketch starts after some silly noises.
Ich bin ein Holzfäller und fühl mich stark,
Ich schlaf des Nachts und hack am Tag.
How long are you down here for, Mr. Hilter, just the fortnight?
Ah yes, well I feel rather peckish … very peckish actually, I don’t expect I’ll open again today. I think I’ll have a really good feed. I say! Look at that lovely bookshop just across the road there, they’ve got a much better selection than we’ve got, probably at ridiculously low prices … just across the road there.
I’m afraid there’s not much call for it ‘round these parts, sir.
You must be out of your tiny mind.
I am not a loony!
Now here are two unsuccessful encyclopaedia salesmen.
I panicked.
I’m ready to operate!
(Happy birthday Dr. WOB)
And this is where you at home can join in.
I’ve fallen off my chair, Brian.
G’day, Bruce!
Those are all cricketers, Bruce!
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Aye, and what were all that dancing through Ray Illingworth’s innings? Forty-seven not out and the bird comes up and feeds him some grapes!
Oh, you’re no fun any more!