I’m not dead yet.
I feel happy…
And this isn’t my nose. It’s a false one.
Oh, where do I go to complain?
Blessed are the Greek?
Oh, blessed are the meak! Oh, I’m glad they’re getting something, they have a hell of a time.
And for those of you who prefer drama - there’s sport.
Actually, I only came in here to ask where the manager’s office was.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
Watch it! Still a few crosses left….
You are hereby charged that you did willfully take part in a strange sketch, that is, a skit, spoof or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature with intent to cause grievous mental confusion to the Great British Public. (to camera) Evening all.
If we increase the size of the penguin until it is the same height as the man and then compare the relative brain sizes, we now find that the penguin’s brain is still smaller. But—and this is the point—it is larger than it was.
No, have you got anything more exciting?
Wait for it….
Hello. I’d like to talk to you tonight about a minority group of people who have no mental or physical handicaps and, who, through no fault of their own, have never been deprived, and consequently are forced to live in conditions of extreme luxury.
Say no more!
What-ho, Squiffy.
Hello, Mr. Spare-Buttons-Supplied-With-The-Shirt. Nice to see you again.
Albatross! Albatross!
Oh, I know, you don’t like the kangaroo.
August 23rd. Fell off near Budleigh Salterton.