Bloody Romans.
Get in the queue…
The text, vic! Don’t say the text!
Help! I’m being repressed!
I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now.
And always look on the bright side of life
But our sales would plummet!
Gentlemen, pray silence for the President of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things.
Constable Clitoris et one of these not ‘alf an hour ago.
Dear Sir,
I object strongly to the letters on your program.
They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh.
Yours sincerely etc.,
William Knickers.
What a rotten ending.
Oh please! Give me a chance!
- Paleface like eat chocolate?
- No, thank you very much.
- Hmmm - crunchy frog - heap good.
But it’s my only line!
Say no more!
She does go sometimes, yes.
I don’t much like the tone of your voice.
Run away!
See? Not so bad, once you’re up. You being rescued, then? Are you?
Ah! We’re in luck again, Marcus.