There is nothing quite as wonderful as money.
Listen … before he started fixing, he used to get through four Jehovah’s Witnesses a day.
Splunge!
And now for something completely different.
Right, I’ll do you for that!
Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
I’ve got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
Why aren’t women allowed to go to stonings, mum?
Fish, bananas, old pyjamas
Mutton, beef and trout
There’s a bale of hay outside Basingstoke. We could throw you out.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, how very nice. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Leslie Ames, the Chairman of the Test Selection Committee, and I’m very pleased to be able to tell you that your flat has been chosen as the venue for the third test against the West Indies.
And now on BBC 1, one more minute of Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
That I don’t know. I just don’t know. I really just don’t know. I’m afraid I really just don’t know. I’m afraid even I really just don’t know. I have to tell you I’m afraid even I really just don’t know. I’m afraid I have to tell you…
she’s got huge…tracts of land.
Are there any women here?
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you pervert!
What are you doing?! I came in here for an argument!
Oh! I’m sorry, but this is abuse.
Oh, that explains it.
Yes, you want Room 12A. Next door.
Thank you.
Not at all. Stupid git.
I’m sorry. But I love money. All money. I’ve always wanted money. To handle! To touch! The smell of the rain-washed florin! The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc! The heel of the deutschmark! The cold antiseptic sting of the Swiss franc! And the sun burnt splendor of the Australian dollar!
My brain hurts!
Who’s a pretty boy, then?
What are you gonna do, bleed on me?