Good Lord. I’m on film. How did that happen?
Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat’s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark.
First, there is the Cherry Fondue. Now, this is extremely nasty, but we can’t prosecute you for that.
Look! You said I was going to be a funny passenger.
Sorry, loves, sorry, the show is too long this week and this scene’s been cut.
Here comes that wacky queen again.
Mr. Badger, why - why are you on this program?
Agreed.
Here. Here! You’re on television, aren’t you?
Why did you say Burma?
Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynecologist. And this week on ‘How to do it’ we’re going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, how to construct a box girder bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara Desert and make vast new areas of land cultivatable, but first, here’s Jackie to tell you all how to rid the world of all known diseases.
I panicked.
Last week on Conjuring Today we learned how to saw a woman in half. This week, we’ll learn how to saw a woman into three pieces and dispose of the body.
We’re closin’ for lunch.
Double Gloucester?
A chicken, sir. Certainly.
No, you may not give urine instead of blood.
White Stilton?
It’s a bit runny, sir.
Still, what is washing when we are on the verge of a great scientific breakthrough?