Will you be quiet?!
[caption] GET ON WITH IT
Look, I told you, you bastard, I’m not on a wire.
Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o’clock alarm call!
Anyway.
Solidarity, brother.
Superimposed caption: “SATIRE”.
[sight gag: Sir Gawain holding a sparrow in his hand, with a coconut tied to it.]
He’s a wobber!
Algie’s here, too!
Right. I’ve got some of your prescriptions here. Er, who’s got the pox? … Come on, who’s got the pox … come on … there you go. Who’s got a boil on the bum… boil on the botty?
Hello to you live from the Grill-o-mat Snack Bar, Paignton. And so, without any more ado, let’s have the titles.
It’s…
How to play the flute. (picking up a flute) Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here.
Lucky we didn’t say anything about the dirty knife.
Here! Don’t you start doing a documentary on us, young man.
Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do, except perhaps my wife and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that’s beside the point. Now, let’s have a good, clean, healthy outdoor sketch. Get some air into your lungs. Ten, nine, eight and all that…
Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Here’s an ant-wheel, ant-swing, and a very nice one here, a little ladder - he can run up there and ring the bell at the top, that’s a little trick he can learn.
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Will he live long enough?
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Not really, no, but it’s best to have one just in case, and here’s a two-way radio he can play with… and of course you’ll need the book.
Right, well, get in the car. We’ve won you in a police raffle.