There will now be a medium-sized intermission
Dinsdale was a perfectly normal person in every way. Except in as much as he was convinced that he was being watched by a giant hedgehog whom he referred to as Spiny Norman.
The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
No it isn’t!
And now for something completely different.
And now, a sketch called ‘The Architect’s Sketch’. Up there. Up there. UP THERE!
Forget about your sin (hoo-hoo)
Give the audience a grin (hoo-hoo)
Enjoy it, it’s your last chance anyhow
Oww! Lay off! We haven’t started yet!
It’s just a bulletin, Mr. Kelly… and now back to the story.
I can say nothing at this point.
Are there any women here?
Ohh… shit.
Well, wouldn’t say no, long as it’s warm and wet.
Well, I’m afraid it didn’t come in this morning, sir. But we have got some down at our Kensington branch. I’ll just nip down there and get it for you.
Oh doctor, I’ve just shot another patient. I don’t think there’s any point in your seeing him.
Depressed by rats? Do mice get you down? Then why not visit Colin Mozart’s Rodent Extermination Boutique. Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich’s leading furry animal liquidator.
That’s right, sir. You get ‘Gone with the Wind’, ‘Les Miserables’ by Victor Hugo, ‘The French Lieutenant’s Woman’ and with every third book you get dung.
‘Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh’.
Right. Rabbit stew, coming up!
Sixty quid, and eight for the fruit-bat.