Yes! We ARE all different!
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say ‘ni’ at will to old ladies.
Watch it! Still a few crosses left.
One thing I can’t stand, it’s people groveling.
Well that’s quite enough of that. And now a policeman near Rottingdeans … Albatross!
[Naked man playing the pipe organ]
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch.
I came about the advertisement for the job of assistant editor.
The… Larch.
Number 13: the naughty bits of a horse.
What you’ve got a hold of there is an anteater.
Larch.
Must’ve had too much fresh fruit!
That was an excerpt from the latest West End hit ‘It all happened on the 11:20 from Hainault to Redhill via Horsham and Reigate, calling at Carshalton Beeches, Malmesbury, Tooting Bec and Croydon West’. The author is Mr. Neville Shunt.
Just a minute - someone told you we all had toupees?
Bing tiddle tiddle bang
Bing tiddle fiddle bing
Bing fiddle fiddle tiddle tiddle
Bing fiddle tiddle tiddle BONG!
People on television treat the general public like idiots.
Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today?
One on’t cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.
Well, Kirkie, doll, there are no lions in the Antarctic, baby.