Today I hear the robin sing, Today the thrush is on the wing, Today who knows what life will bring, Today…
But it’s my only line!
On to our second round, and it’s photo time. We’re going to invite you to look at photographs of Tony Jacklin, Anthony Barber, Edgar Allan Poe, Katy Boyle, Reginald Maudling, and a loony. All you have to do is … Spot the Loony! (cut to a photo of Anthony Barber; the buzzer goes immediately) No … I must ask you please not to ring in until you’ve seen all the photos.
Every morning at his little three-room semi near Reading, Ken gets up at three o’clock… and goes back to bed again because it’s far too early.
The mill’s closed. There’s no more work. We’re destitute. I’ve got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
And now an appeal for sanity from the Reverend Arthur Belling.
Lazy creatures, mynah birds,…
One on’t cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.
Doctor! My brain hurts!
I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blond girl, and I’d like to change please. I’d like to have this one instead please.
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
This is a total bloody disaster. All my knights have fled and we’re lost in a dark and extremely expensive forest.
It’s Deirdre.
I had a budgie once you know, amusing little chap, used to stick his head in a bell … what was his name, now … Joey? … Xerxes?
Objection here, objection there! And that nice policeman giving his evidence so well - beautiful speaking voice … well after a bit all I could do was bang my little gavel.
No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
Dung!
Not you, M’lud. M’lud.
At seven o’clock Ken gets up. He has a quick shower, a rub-down, gets into his track-suit and goes back to bed again.
Simon right in the lead, comfortably in the lead, but he can’t get this neighbor woken up. He’s slamming away there as best he can. He’s getting absolutely no reaction at all. There, he’s woken him up and Simon’s through.