I really had my heart set on halibut.
This is Captain Carpenter sir, from FEAR.
Let’s get on with this bleeding trial, I’ve got a Gay Lib meeting at 6 o’clock.
So long for now. Keep your teeth clean!
Why don’t you shut up about women, Stan. You’re putting us off.
You want to come back to my place?
All right, come on, that’s enough, that’s enough.
I thought he’d never ask.
When did you first start thinking you were a cow?
I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Flopsy and I are glad you could join our little party.
What’s he do, nibble your bum?
Well, speaking as a member of the Stock Exchange, I would suck their brains out with a straw, sell the widows and orphans and go into South American Zinc.
I’m sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
Oh! Sorry! Was that your ear?
Nigel! Wonderful to see you, super, super, super. Am I a teeny bit late?
Well, here we try to help people who have to link sketches together. We try to stop them saying ‘Have you ever wondered what it would be like if’ and instead say something like um… er… ‘And now the mountaineering sketch’.
It’s… nine o’clock… and… time… for… the News… read by… Richard Baker.
Yes. It was quite a good show. I think that the Michael Ellis character was a little overdone.
You’re lucky, you’re not next to him.