Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

Um, l-- look, if-- if we built this large wooden badger–

I embezzled it sir.

What about my rustic monologue? … I’m not sleeping with that producer again.

I’m not dead yet.

Will you stand up, please?

Does anyone speak Swahili, sir?

I mean, the right leg isn’t silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

Oh Bicycle Repair Man, how can I ever repay you?

Here comes that wacky queen again!

Well I’m a plumber. I can’t act.

We’ve got your dung.

Ugh. Me heap dizzy.

I thought you’d think that was interesting David, in fact…

Message for you sir…

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Biggus Dickus’.

The beds here are warm and soft - and very, very big.

I mean a lot of others say they unclog you, but I never had a single bowel movement with the ‘Recto-Puffs’.

Hello, Geneva this is Roger Five-O … What is your cloud reading? Hello, Geneva…

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street? With me now is Professor Tiddles of Leeds University…

I think it’s too early to tell.