You probably noticed that I didn’t say ‘and now for something completely different’ just now. This is simply because I am unable to appear in the show this week
And now for something completely the same.
On the program this evening we have Monsignor Edward Gay, visiting Pastoral Emissary of the Somerset Theological College and author of a number of books about belief, the most recent of which is the best seller ‘My God’. And opposite him we have Dr Tom Jack: humanist, broadcaster, lecturer and author of the book ‘Hello Sailor’. Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non-existence of God, they have decided to fight for it.
Don’t grovel! If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s groveling!
Sir, we, uh - we have got a ‘Brian’, sir.
G’day Bruce!
You bloody fool, Morgan, that’s the metope. The abacus is between the architrave and the aechinus in the capital.
As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you’ve had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Giveaway in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of our modern navy. The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!
Who wrote that?
Oh sit down! Sit down! Sit down! There’ll be plenty of time for that later on. Now boys, here’s my idea…
Right! One rabbit stew, coming up!
O wicked, bad, naughty Zoot!
I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blond girl, and I’d like to change please. I’d like to have this one instead please.
Venez-vous ici souvent?
Right, right, stop it. This film’s got silly. Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it’s got silly. This man’s hair is too long for a vicar, too.
Ha, ha! Well, I must dash or I’ll be late for the 10.15.
Well, do get Mr. Death a drink, darling.
You're always complaining.
And after the spanking, the oral sex.
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.