There. Flopsy’s dead, and never called me Mother.
And now for something completely diff… something completely diff… completely diff… completely diff… completely diff… completely different.
You’re a very silly man and I’m not going to interview you.
I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Burma!
No. 1. The Larch.
My brain hurts!
I want his only daughter to look upon me as her own dad, in a very real and legally binding sense.
Engine room, stand by to feed the cat.
We was too late… The Rev. Neuk saw the light.
Yes, my word, you may well ask what it is, this theory of mine. Well, this theory, that I have, that is to say, which is mine,… is mine.
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
Rotating knives, yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am not simply going to say ‘and now for something completely different’ this week, as I do not think it fit. This is a particularly auspicious occasion for us this evening, as we have been told that Her Majesty the Queen will be watching part of this show tonight.
Dinsdale…?
Lemon curry?
Absolutely. Yes. My fruit cake was damaged on one side.
Good evening. On ‘Ethel the Frog’ tonight we look at violence.
Oooh get her! Whoops! I’ve got your number ducky. You couldn’t afford me, dear. Two three. I’d scratch your eyes out.