You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me … I don’t want to feel as though I’m getting in the way.
Two civilian gentlemen to see you, sir!
Yes, yes of course, I thought so…only…er why are they up in the trees?
Er, look would you mind running long for ten minutes? Make it half an hour.
My brain hurts!
My name is Smoke-too-much.
And who’s the other fella? It’s Willie Gladstone! And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there’s fun a-plenty.
And Oliver has run himself over! What a great twit!
About one; call it none.
Hello, last week on ‘Party Hints’ I showed you how to make a small plate of goulash go round twenty-six people, how to get the best out of your canapés, and how to unblock your loo. This week I’m going to tell you what to do if there is an armed communist uprising near your home when you’re having a party.
All right then…bananas!
Take this bus to Cuba.
I want to buy some cheese.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
You can keep your fastidious continental bidets Mrs. Foreigner - Mrs. Britain knows how to keep her feet clean. But she’ll battle like bingo boys when it comes to keeping the television screen clean…
What’s that penguin doin’ on the telly?
It was an inspired hunch.
[caption] ‘THE TUESDAY DOCUMENTARY HAS BECOME “CHILDREN’S STORY”’
With a melon?!?!
A palindrome?!?